Scene 1: Pictures and video on social media depicting a red Jeep flying north on Marine Corps Drive and onto San Antonio, going airborne, then destroying Jerry's Kitchen.
Guam Police Department: 'It's okay nene, just imprudent driving this time.' Nothing to see here, public. Go away with your outcry!
Scene 2: Pictures and video on social media depicting people, who are not hiding from anyone and aren't paying any cops for any special considerations, with their race cars and their engines revving. No one went airborne. No building was destroyed. No Chris Champion at the scene. No Terlaje in sight.
GovGuam: 'THIS IS RECKLESS DRIVING! WE ARE CLOSING PASEO! WE WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW!'